Scholars Space

• Patience is what God teaches us when things remain unchanged.
• You never learn much from talking, as you learn from listening.
• There are two major points in life, the point of entry and the point of exit and between them are your FOOTPRINTS.
• The major enemy of personal genus is self-doubt and fear.

• A seminar for well renowned pastors had been uttered for a lunch break. The pastors joined a queue to be served. Fortunately for one of the pastors, the one serving the food was an old friend, so she made up her mind to increase the pastor’s meal. The food was too much that the pastor began to whisper into the waiter’s ear “please don’t embarrass me”. The next pastor in line also realized his was too little so he whispered “please, embarrass me”.
  
  

• A patient went to see a doctor for treatment and this was what happened between him and
  the doctor.

Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. It’s that I just can’t remember anything.
Doctor: How long has this been happening?
Patient: How long has what been happening?

• A man who was beating his child for doing the wrong thing said to the child, “Remember I
  am beating you because I love you.” Then the child replied, I wish I was old enough to
  return your love.

• Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. (Martin Luther King)
• Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead. (Benjamin Franklin)
• The course of true Love never did run smooth. (William Shakespeare)
• Cowards die many times before their death. The Valiant never taste death but
  once. (Julius Ceasar)

• A plane travelling from Ghana to Togo had a crash on the border between Ghana and Togo. Where will the survivors be buried?
  ANS. They won’t be buried because they survived.
• A cock laid an egg on a mountain and the egg fell. What do you think will happen to the egg?
  ANS. A cock does not lay eggs, so, the egg does not exist.